Fancy Faust or The Benefits of Establishing A Feline Canon

Though the proliferation of feline-centered humor validates the usurpation of the patriarchal "family dog" construct in contemporary society, there has been little to no credible documentation of this upheaval. And despite its ubiquitous appreciation, absolutely no effort has been made to establish a body of source texts from which to reference and derive inspiration.

This yawning void cries out; desperate for and desirous of our analytic kibble.

And so I call for the establishment of a "Cat Canon"; a fundamental set of rules and principles that document the origin of our current fancy and provide a referential guide of source texts from which contemporary cat humorists can derive further inspiration.

Such wanton negligence is unreasonable! We must substantiate our roles as caretakers and enthusiasts of felines and call it our duty, compulsion even, to establish a body of work worthy of their species!